wreckedteens:

I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me

(via seanp0donnell)

retiredjesus:

gay dude: mom… dad… im homo.

dad:..srs? im attacking you.

gay dude: i CAME OUT to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

(Source: retiredjesus, via seanp0donnell)

teencry:

me at social gatherings:

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(via seanp0donnell)

davidcrap:

if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?

(via trust)

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

(via seanp0donnell)

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

(via seanp0donnell)

unflaws:

I slept almost all day but almost is never enough

(Source: unflaws, via s0mefuckinginsanebitch)

vanpireweekend:

straight boys are so boring I honestly don’t see the appeal how do straight girls do it..

(via sexywisconsin)

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