crisping:

Wouldn’t it be nice to know that someone is thinking about you right now. Someone who is dying to hold you close to them right now. Someone who cares enough about you to call you, just to see how you’re doing. Someone who knows you well enough to know when you’re not feeling okay. Someone who loves you enough to tell you that they’ve got your back, no matter what. Wouldn’t it be nice?

(via lntemperanced)

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via trust)

greetings:

every teen after missing like 300 calls from their mom

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(via trust)

bitchface12345:

eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

(via misguideddaydreamer)

baracknobama:

cardio? more like cardino

(Source: baracknobama, via misguideddaydreamer)

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

(via seanp0donnell)

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